do you ever think about the judges for the triwizard tournament trying to figure out who to kidnap for the second task
like they’re all just sitting in dumbledore’s office and karkaroff goes “well word on the street says that krum has a crush on that granger girl”
"damn," says dumbledore, "I wanted harry to rescue her. well, what about the delightful miss chang?"
"no," says bagman, "we’ve got her down for diggory"
"stop sinking my ships," says dumbledore
best of “she wears short skirts”
Tim Burton received this handmade cake from his animation team and it’s basically the coolest shit ever.
Found my birthday cake!
MY FAVOURITE POST EVER
#11 was done on The Office to Dwight.
#9 goes hard
Alright Back to the Future fans, I have seen a post going around saying that July 12, 2014 is the day Marty McFly goes to the future, which bothers me since that’s wrong. My parents taught me ever since I was a toddler, 2015 is the year Back to the Future 2 takes place. So I saw that post going around and thought maybe I was wrong somehow. Finally after seeing that post way too often, I decided to look this up.
Guys. Back to the Future 2 takes place on October 21, 2015. Don’t pay attention to that post saying otherwise. That day is still in our future.
THESE ARE ALL FLAWFREE
I don’t know if I have already reblogged this or not…but eh.
BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.
we need this
gonna put it on my dick
THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE SIR
This is actually so cool because some people wear bracelets and necklaces and things as comfort items. I used to wear a necklace from my grandma to remind me of her and I would touch the pendant on it when I was feeling down or stressed. So imagine (if she were still alive), every time I did that she would know I was thinking of her, drawing strength from her.
And then imagine poking it and the other person feels it and pokes back and you end up in a real life facebook poke war.
I would send messages in morse code
magine you and your best friend have one. When the friend dies, he/she is buried with the bracelet. A couple weeks later, you feel someone touch your wrist.
Well this escalated from cool tech to perverted hilarity to something heartfelt then finally something out a creepypasta
Daniel Handler, AKA Lemony Snicket, gives love advice on twitter. (Part 1)
The last one though, hahaha.
"twisting classical characters like dorian gray into a homosexual"
i’m fucking crying
TWISTING CLASSICAL CHARACTERS LIKE DORIAN GRAY INTO A HOMOSEXUAL
Son, you might want to be sitting down for this one.
Dorian Gray was so gay the book was literally used as evidence in the author’s trial for sodomy.